Act: Armadillo Racing
Armadillo racing is the purest sport in the world. It is untouched by the strikes (unlike the NBA and NFL), the players are not payed ridiculous salaries ( armdillos race for earthworms), and you don't need a huge expensive track ( unlike those licensed by the Texas Racing Commission).
If you are looking for a change of pace for your next corporate event, consider adding Armadillo racing to the agenda!
Sparky Sparks provides the race course (a low walled 12' x 20' enclosure). He will get two or three of your guests to be "armadillo jockeys" (they hold the animals steady at the starting line before the signal is given) for each race - it's up to each armadillo to find the finish line.